Birdman Bryant: The World's Most Controversial Author (thanks RightHonourableHolt) - Holocaust-denying white-power mega-libertarian John Bryant loves pigeons, hates Jews, and has written more than 40 books that they don't want you to read! That's wright, the MAN, doesn't want you to read books with titles like "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Blacks" so that you can get the truth about blacks from a psychotic middle-age white guy obsessed with libertarianism.
Professional black and liberal whiners will hate this book, but honest blacks will recognize it for what it is - a harsh but long-overdue critique of the liberals' favorite "victims", and a clarion call for blacks to take responsibility for their own lives and stop blaming Whitey.
Why is it that every single time someone accuses liberals of being "whiners" that person turns out to whine about liberals and "political correctness" controlling the world? I just love that this guy is an expert on blacks. I adore white guys who are experts on black guys. They're always filled with so much insight.
To be fair to Mr. Birdman, he considers himself an expert on every topic.
Be sure to check out some of Mr. Birdman's other books, including (I am not joking): "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About INDIANS, HOMOSEXUALS, THE HANDICAPPED AND OTHER GROUPS But Were Afraid to Ask Because You Thought You'd End Up in a Wheelchair with an AIDS-Infected Tomahawk in Your Skull"
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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