Birdman Bryant: The World's Most Controversial Author (thanks RightHonourableHolt) - Holocaust-denying white-power mega-libertarian John Bryant loves pigeons, hates Jews, and has written more than 40 books that they don't want you to read! That's wright, the MAN, doesn't want you to read books with titles like "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Blacks" so that you can get the truth about blacks from a psychotic middle-age white guy obsessed with libertarianism.
Professional black and liberal whiners will hate this book, but honest blacks will recognize it for what it is - a harsh but long-overdue critique of the liberals' favorite "victims", and a clarion call for blacks to take responsibility for their own lives and stop blaming Whitey.
Why is it that every single time someone accuses liberals of being "whiners" that person turns out to whine about liberals and "political correctness" controlling the world? I just love that this guy is an expert on blacks. I adore white guys who are experts on black guys. They're always filled with so much insight.
To be fair to Mr. Birdman, he considers himself an expert on every topic.
Be sure to check out some of Mr. Birdman's other books, including (I am not joking): "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About INDIANS, HOMOSEXUALS, THE HANDICAPPED AND OTHER GROUPS But Were Afraid to Ask Because You Thought You'd End Up in a Wheelchair with an AIDS-Infected Tomahawk in Your Skull"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.