High Clothing makes clothes for three groups: Men, women and "friends." This might seem confusing at first, until you check out the "friends" slideshows, and realize that anyone wearing any of these outfits definitely needs to be in a category of his or her own. (Also, you'll learn it's probably more trouble than it's worth to decide whether some of these people belong in "men" or "women.") High Clothing claims to have the "most colorful clothes online," and this might well be true, but while browsing their selections, you'll soon understand the dubious nature of this distinction.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.