High Clothing makes clothes for three groups: Men, women and "friends." This might seem confusing at first, until you check out the "friends" slideshows, and realize that anyone wearing any of these outfits definitely needs to be in a category of his or her own. (Also, you'll learn it's probably more trouble than it's worth to decide whether some of these people belong in "men" or "women.") High Clothing claims to have the "most colorful clothes online," and this might well be true, but while browsing their selections, you'll soon understand the dubious nature of this distinction.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.