Let's say you spotted High Clothing in this space earlier this week, and you decided to buy one of their radioactive-hued outfits. But color-coordination notwithstanding, it's not safe or practical to wear unshod neon socks on today's rough pavements. You need something that protects you from harsh terrain in style, something like: Hot Boots! But this site offers more than just fashionable solutions to the "feet wearing down to fleshy stumps" problem.
For example, you could plan a boot-themed romantic dinner for two!
Or you could spark up a new friendship based entirely on your mutual appreciation of rugged footwear!
Looking for guys (any age) into boots who just like to kick back in their boots and enjoy a weekend/evening relaxing. Into cowboy boots and harness boots. Just wanting someone to hang with and show our boots off. Who knows -- maybe some boot fun will develop!
But be careful; once you've slid your feet into Hot Boots, you might never want to -- or be able to -- take them off!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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