At Hosanna1, a Web site built by tacky obsessive dog breeders for tacky obsessive dog lovers, hyperlinks crowd the page like puppy-shit piles in a grossly overfertilized lawn, while flitting animated butterflies give jumpy mutts a reason to bat the screen. The inclusion of a winged, haloed canine doesn't convey "our pets are angels" so much as "our dogs are dead." Hosanna1 is apparently well regarded among animals who use computers, because it displays a Great Site Award that couldn't possibly have come from human hands.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.