At Hosanna1, a Web site built by tacky obsessive dog breeders for tacky obsessive dog lovers, hyperlinks crowd the page like puppy-shit piles in a grossly overfertilized lawn, while flitting animated butterflies give jumpy mutts a reason to bat the screen. The inclusion of a winged, haloed canine doesn't convey "our pets are angels" so much as "our dogs are dead." Hosanna1 is apparently well regarded among animals who use computers, because it displays a Great Site Award that couldn't possibly have come from human hands.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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