Oh, and it's Christian, too.
Joe Chiappetta heralds Silly Daddy as "the unplugged 'Family Circus' of today's generation," with the unplugging process having done nothing to deamplify the screaming unfunniness of cornball puns and sickeningly earnest kid anecdotes. He also asserts that it's like "Peanuts" meets Nacho Libre. These descriptions are more harrowing than any insults I could concoct, so with Chiappetta having dug his own grave, I'll let a few sample panels push Silly Daddy into the hole, shovel on some dirt and pat down the pile.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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