It's a great time of the year to be a sports fan! You have March Madness culminating in the Final Four:
And major league baseball's opening day less than a week away:
Finally, not long after a triumphant Olympic showcase, hockey approaches its anything-can-happen postseason:
If you're a connoisseur of these assorted sports, you might be thinking: These athletes are much more sleeveless/shirtless than the ones I've been watching on television during my many years of fandom. What are you trying to pull, Art by Jase? But this is Jase's world, one in which everyone is built like Pumping Iron Arnold, but without the aid of even imaginary steroids, because these are just "bodies driven by hard work and the desire to be the best."
Maybe sports aren't your thing. That's fine, because Jase has also immortalized general-interest heroes such as American seamstress "Busty" Ross, Jebediah Springfield, and Jesus. Oh, and a surfing duck. Gotta love that duck!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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