It's a great time of the year to be a sports fan! You have March Madness culminating in the Final Four:
And major league baseball's opening day less than a week away:
Finally, not long after a triumphant Olympic showcase, hockey approaches its anything-can-happen postseason:
If you're a connoisseur of these assorted sports, you might be thinking: These athletes are much more sleeveless/shirtless than the ones I've been watching on television during my many years of fandom. What are you trying to pull, Art by Jase? But this is Jase's world, one in which everyone is built like Pumping Iron Arnold, but without the aid of even imaginary steroids, because these are just "bodies driven by hard work and the desire to be the best."
Maybe sports aren't your thing. That's fine, because Jase has also immortalized general-interest heroes such as American seamstress "Busty" Ross, Jebediah Springfield, and Jesus. Oh, and a surfing duck. Gotta love that duck!
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.