It's a great time of the year to be a sports fan! You have March Madness culminating in the Final Four:
And major league baseball's opening day less than a week away:
Finally, not long after a triumphant Olympic showcase, hockey approaches its anything-can-happen postseason:
If you're a connoisseur of these assorted sports, you might be thinking: These athletes are much more sleeveless/shirtless than the ones I've been watching on television during my many years of fandom. What are you trying to pull, Art by Jase? But this is Jase's world, one in which everyone is built like Pumping Iron Arnold, but without the aid of even imaginary steroids, because these are just "bodies driven by hard work and the desire to be the best."
Maybe sports aren't your thing. That's fine, because Jase has also immortalized general-interest heroes such as American seamstress "Busty" Ross, Jebediah Springfield, and Jesus. Oh, and a surfing duck. Gotta love that duck!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Today's viral teen news beat, brought to you by Mike from the Internet!
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.