It's a great time of the year to be a sports fan! You have March Madness culminating in the Final Four:
And major league baseball's opening day less than a week away:
Finally, not long after a triumphant Olympic showcase, hockey approaches its anything-can-happen postseason:
If you're a connoisseur of these assorted sports, you might be thinking: These athletes are much more sleeveless/shirtless than the ones I've been watching on television during my many years of fandom. What are you trying to pull, Art by Jase? But this is Jase's world, one in which everyone is built like Pumping Iron Arnold, but without the aid of even imaginary steroids, because these are just "bodies driven by hard work and the desire to be the best."
Maybe sports aren't your thing. That's fine, because Jase has also immortalized general-interest heroes such as American seamstress "Busty" Ross, Jebediah Springfield, and Jesus. Oh, and a surfing duck. Gotta love that duck!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.