Ken Atwood's Personal Homepage (thanks Slack3r) WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT CRASH YOUR BROWSER. IT WORKED OK ON MINE BUT OTHERS HAD DIFFERENT RESULTS.
I'm not sure what this guy's deal is because, to be honest, I didn't read any of the words on his page. But I did look at all of them. It was kinda hard not to what with them flying all over my screen.
Studies show that most people never read because "those boring words just sit still and don't jump all over the place and slam into each other and stuff." This site deftly solves that problem by having the words whiz everywhere constantly, usually overtop of other words, and you never actually have a chance to read anything because you're too busy refreshing so you can watch it happen again.
After seeing this site, I've begun talks with high-level members of SomethingAwful, and we may be seeing our website getting another redesign very soon. That's all I can say right now...
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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