Western Pennsylvania Fairie Festival (thanks leftdeffer) - It's a festival for people who love fairies! I don't know where to put this on the lame convention/festival axis. It's not as lame as furries, it's probably not as bad as Cosplay, but is it worse than an anime convention? A Star Wars convention? I just don't know anymore.
Check out the photo gallery and judge for yourself.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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