Genesis Web Development (thanks Mans Ruin) - Genesis Web Development is an internet company that specializes in horrible website design and runon sentences. In their Customer Comments section, you'll find this glowing testimonial:
Genesis really turns the magic on for me, it is the way that "it's what the customer wants", nothing is too much trouble!
Who would write something so kind about Genesis Web Development? Genesis Corporation would! It turns out they redesigned their own main site, and were so happy with the way it turned out they decided to give themselves a big old thumbs up.
In all honesty, they did a great job. Just look at the logo they created!
That is some fantastic artistry. They should seriously copyright that design before someone steals it.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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