Meet Richard. When he started his Web Page, he was a humble "student of Computer Science at the local Junior Colloge." But he continued his educational ascent, and now he holds "an Associtates Degree in Application and Web Development." It might seem odd that a graduate would have such trouble spelling academically relevant words, but it's much more mystifying to ponder that the man responsible for this site ever received computer training.
Among the bizarre attractions Richard's brutally primitive Web page offers:
Update: Friend to the section Eggert reveals what happens if you try to access the site from "across the pond." There's a way around his defenses, but it sounds messy; apparently, you must "fist disable the file."
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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