Some physicists might believe Bill Gaede cheapens serious discussions with his wacky Photoshops and bizarre insults. However, it's indisputable that he uplifts the level of YouTube comments discourse exponentially. Who else could spark a debate about subatomic processes and neutron stars simply by posting a video titled "Are You Gay?" His Web site assails visitors with an obnoxious cuckoo clock sound effect, but such annoyances seem insignificant given his revelation that ours is the last generation of humans on earth. The Hominid Doomsday Clock never lies.
Gaede implores us "live today like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't." It's up to you to decide where "exploring a crazy-looking Web site dedicated to the eradication of mathematical physics" ranks on your end times to-do list.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.