Contrary to prevailing online opinion, hirsute macho actors and random-crap collages are not inherently hilarious. Under some circumstances, the SA Forum Goons exercise their right to salvage such "wacky" amalgamations, and the results are glorious. When confronted with the self-explanatory Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, they came up with a few images that are better than anything displayed on the allegedly "mind-bottling" site, but it seems unlikely they'll be motivated to turn this contrived theme into a Photoshop Phriday. So I'll just post their contributions here and make Selleck Waterfall Sandwich an Awful Link, one that serves as a sobering reminder of what the Internet finds funny.
Sample hackery from the actual bullshit Selleck Waterfall Sandwich site, which sucks on purpose LOL irony.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.