Contrary to prevailing online opinion, hirsute macho actors and random-crap collages are not inherently hilarious. Under some circumstances, the SA Forum Goons exercise their right to salvage such "wacky" amalgamations, and the results are glorious. When confronted with the self-explanatory Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, they came up with a few images that are better than anything displayed on the allegedly "mind-bottling" site, but it seems unlikely they'll be motivated to turn this contrived theme into a Photoshop Phriday. So I'll just post their contributions here and make Selleck Waterfall Sandwich an Awful Link, one that serves as a sobering reminder of what the Internet finds funny.
Sample hackery from the actual bullshit Selleck Waterfall Sandwich site, which sucks on purpose LOL irony.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.