Are you elderly, arthritic, or just really fucking lazy? Silvert's offers the clothing your disabled and/or sedentary lifestyle demands! Like many businesses that end up in this section, Silvert's provides a respectible service that it presents in an unappealing fashion. Perhaps there's a way to film "how to dress" tutorial videos so they don't seem creepy, but it's certain that whoever succeeds at this endeavor will learn from this site's mistakes and refrain from a) narrating an image of elderly hands unfastening pants with the phrase "deep wide openings for easy access" b) punctuating every clip with the disclaimer "The person being dressed has been dressed in a comfortable, struggle free manner!"
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