Are you elderly, arthritic, or just really fucking lazy? Silvert's offers the clothing your disabled and/or sedentary lifestyle demands! Like many businesses that end up in this section, Silvert's provides a respectible service that it presents in an unappealing fashion. Perhaps there's a way to film "how to dress" tutorial videos so they don't seem creepy, but it's certain that whoever succeeds at this endeavor will learn from this site's mistakes and refrain from a) narrating an image of elderly hands unfastening pants with the phrase "deep wide openings for easy access" b) punctuating every clip with the disclaimer "The person being dressed has been dressed in a comfortable, struggle free manner!"
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.