Good Life Decisions purports to offer all sorts of "perfect information," including "sports coaching" for $3.95 and a list of stocks that are "not the common stocks that the common people buy." Founder George Zou boasts "19 years of life-coaching experiences," which sounds promising until you see him and realize he's probably about 19 years old. Unfortunately, some of its pages require people to register before viewing their content, and I determined long ago that doing so for any site is far beyond the Awful Link call of duty. However, it's probably fair to gauge the quality of Mr. George Zou's Life advice by judging the Decisions he made while designing the public part of his Web site, such as:
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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