Submitted by Joey R.
Huff... huff... yeah, you little bitch... huffffff... how distended is my stomach? *splap* Huff.... yeah, you little wuss... hufffffff... how does it feel *splap* to have the gunt of a morbidly obese woman *splap* on your... hufff... huff.... back? Huuffffff.... I have diabetes.... and.... *splap* Hufff..... I have a lesion *splap* on my foot.... huffff..... doctor says it has gangrene *splap* HUFFFFFFFF.... gotta get it amputated Monday, you little pussy.... HUFFFFF....
That about does it for another thrill packed edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go soak my eyes in turpentine and shoot my self in the head a few times!
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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