Submitted by Ebbe H.
Man, Grover Cleveland really needs to get over the 1888 election. This isn't healthy.
"now i can be safe against dead pigs on hooksÿ and balloons"
"Personally, I use my Great Swords for cutting vegetables orÿ especially tough balloons at 10ft."
"Thank god! For years now I have been wondering what to do with all my raw meat, animal carcasses and thick lengths of rope, but Cold Steel has finally given me the answer!ÿ"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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