Submitted by Ebbe H.
Man, Grover Cleveland really needs to get over the 1888 election. This isn't healthy.
"now i can be safe against dead pigs on hooksÿ and balloons"
"Personally, I use my Great Swords for cutting vegetables orÿ especially tough balloons at 10ft."
"Thank god! For years now I have been wondering what to do with all my raw meat, animal carcasses and thick lengths of rope, but Cold Steel has finally given me the answer!ÿ"
Hope is without a doubt my ideal wife. I mean if she was a human and not a dog and not 6 years old. But if she was a human and of age, she has all the qualities I am looking for in a wife. She has soft hair and an unbelievable personality.
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