Submitted by Julian C.
Dear God, Jesus or Santa,
I have been good lately. I have cut way down on blaspheming your holy names, haven't kicked a homeless person in nearly a month and despite being routinely subjected to the worst videos ever conceived, I have managed to write this article for nearly three years without flying into a single homicidal rampage.
All I ask in return is to please, please, PLEASE let this be real. Please. I need this. Just this once, I need this. Please.
Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey
""how big wuz the sale"
"one million dolllers" *puts pinky to lip* *fights giant bird pinatas w/ a wire hangar*"
"i love the birdemic theme song.."this is birdemic" "
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!