Submitted by Julian C.
Dear God, Jesus or Santa,
I have been good lately. I have cut way down on blaspheming your holy names, haven't kicked a homeless person in nearly a month and despite being routinely subjected to the worst videos ever conceived, I have managed to write this article for nearly three years without flying into a single homicidal rampage.
All I ask in return is to please, please, PLEASE let this be real. Please. I need this. Just this once, I need this. Please.
Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey
""how big wuz the sale"
"one million dolllers" *puts pinky to lip* *fights giant bird pinatas w/ a wire hangar*"
"i love the birdemic theme song.."this is birdemic" "
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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