Submitted by D. H.
Fuck THAT! *lights self on fire* *single handedly destroys the paper towel commercial industry with his noble sacrifice for the cause of men's rights*
New Hampshire, motherfuckers. Live Free (of the tyrrany of having to provide for your kids) or Die (like a shithead).
That about does it for another fun-filled week of soul crushing bullshit! Thanks to everyone that submitted videos for making this terrible article possible and even bigger thanks to everyone that didn't submit videos for proving that human decency isn't completely dead. If you'd like to join in the fun of ruining my life, you can submit horrible videos here or post them on our Facebook wall or preferaly shove them up your ass and go fuck yourself!
See you jerks next time!
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