It's not every year that AwfulVision falls more or less on 9/11, and if you think for one second that I'm not going to milk it for all it's worth, you clearly aren't familiar with this stupid, poorly written article.
(For optimum viewing pleasure, please put on an American Flag t-shirt and cue up Lee_Greenwood_-_God_Bless_The_USA.mp3 while watching!)
Pro-tip: no matter how hot it is in your apartment, it is not advisable to open your window as the symbol of American capitalism and excess crumbles before you, sending a cloud of debris and jingoism your way.
Wow, Disney has been getting really edgy lately!
We did not deserve 9/11.
Sweden gave the world Crazy Frog.
Sweden deserved 9/11.
The terrorists didn't do 9/11 as blowback for meddling in their affairs. They didn't do it because they hate our freedoms, either. They were just playing America's favorite game: Jihad The Autistic.
This video proves two things:
1) Motherfuckin' bootleg firework shit did 9/11.
2) The art of the mashup is still alive and well no matter what anyone says.
All kidding aside, though, we all know who REALLY did 9/11...
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!