It's not every year that AwfulVision falls more or less on 9/11, and if you think for one second that I'm not going to milk it for all it's worth, you clearly aren't familiar with this stupid, poorly written article.
(For optimum viewing pleasure, please put on an American Flag t-shirt and cue up Lee_Greenwood_-_God_Bless_The_USA.mp3 while watching!)
Pro-tip: no matter how hot it is in your apartment, it is not advisable to open your window as the symbol of American capitalism and excess crumbles before you, sending a cloud of debris and jingoism your way.
Wow, Disney has been getting really edgy lately!
We did not deserve 9/11.
Sweden gave the world Crazy Frog.
Sweden deserved 9/11.
The terrorists didn't do 9/11 as blowback for meddling in their affairs. They didn't do it because they hate our freedoms, either. They were just playing America's favorite game: Jihad The Autistic.
This video proves two things:
1) Motherfuckin' bootleg firework shit did 9/11.
2) The art of the mashup is still alive and well no matter what anyone says.
All kidding aside, though, we all know who REALLY did 9/11...
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!