Submitted by Albert G.
Step one: Smoke meth
Step two: Install wood paneling
Step three: Grow pedostache
Step four: Don wifebeater and chain
Step five: Record video
Step six: Get comments like this:
"I don't get it. Are you enjoying it, are yoiu getting turned on making your own hand into a pussy? And in the end, are you massaging her tits, while eating her pussy? Then her pussy must be located between her tits, which make her a mutant lady? You dont really know how to do it do you?"
"Omg great video, remindsÿ me of my grandmother"
"dis nigga is ugly as hell and he is so fukin gay that wuz not even how u eat a pussy come on man i bet if i tried that my girl would hav not even moan orÿ groan"
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