Submitted by Albert G.
Step one: Smoke meth
Step two: Install wood paneling
Step three: Grow pedostache
Step four: Don wifebeater and chain
Step five: Record video
Step six: Get comments like this:
"I don't get it. Are you enjoying it, are yoiu getting turned on making your own hand into a pussy? And in the end, are you massaging her tits, while eating her pussy? Then her pussy must be located between her tits, which make her a mutant lady? You dont really know how to do it do you?"
"Omg great video, remindsÿ me of my grandmother"
"dis nigga is ugly as hell and he is so fukin gay that wuz not even how u eat a pussy come on man i bet if i tried that my girl would hav not even moan orÿ groan"
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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