Submitted by Sozo M.
And the winner is the tire iron that I'm going to use to cave both of their unfunny skulls in!
"I've seen some awful, self indulgent, pointless fucking SHIT on YouTube, butÿ this is so cringeworthy I felt genuinely sorry for your mother. You utter cunt. You should apologise to every single person who's had the misfortune to come across this video. No wonder your father left your mother. He must have been ashamed."
"wtf get laid"
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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