Submitted by Erik V.
There was a time when the Norse were the scourge of Europe; raiding, burning, raping and pillaging their way through the continent. There was also a time when the Norse were renown for their heavy metal. Both of those times have long since passed. Now, there is only Hevisaurus.
Welp, that about does it for another thrilling AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone that submitted videos this time, even though most of you submitted that dumb ICP video! Oh well! It is the thought that counts; for example, I am currently thinking of throwing you all off of bridges for making me sift through a hundred ICP-related emails!
If you'd like to join this merry band of tricksters and submit videos for me to make fun of, you can do that here so long as they aren't any more ICP videos. Seriously, fuck that band.
See you jerks next time!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!