Submitted by Dan H.
Fuck my life. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Your Uterus Sucks
"God Bless you! They are gorgeous! I can't wait to meet them in Heaven. I am sure they are playing with my baby who I Iost at 2 months gestation. I bet they are all having a blastÿ with Jesus!"
"I'm so sorry for your losses. I to have lost 2 children too soon. one atÿ 20 weeks gestation and 22 weeks gestation. I have been dx with an incompetent cervix and will have a cerclage with future preg. That is something you should look into if haven't already. My heart breaks for you."
"I lost my twin boys when they were born too soon at 21 weeks. I also made a video tributeÿ to them. This is beautiful. I am so sorry for your loss. God bless our angels!"
You have my official permission to make these women WEEP. CHRIST ALMIGHTY FUCK THIS.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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