Submitted by Dan H.
Fuck my life. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Your Uterus Sucks
"God Bless you! They are gorgeous! I can't wait to meet them in Heaven. I am sure they are playing with my baby who I Iost at 2 months gestation. I bet they are all having a blastÿ with Jesus!"
"I'm so sorry for your losses. I to have lost 2 children too soon. one atÿ 20 weeks gestation and 22 weeks gestation. I have been dx with an incompetent cervix and will have a cerclage with future preg. That is something you should look into if haven't already. My heart breaks for you."
"I lost my twin boys when they were born too soon at 21 weeks. I also made a video tributeÿ to them. This is beautiful. I am so sorry for your loss. God bless our angels!"
You have my official permission to make these women WEEP. CHRIST ALMIGHTY FUCK THIS.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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