This appears to be a clip from a series of "learn to speak English for your visit to *insert English speaking country here*" tapes. Under any other circumstances, that'd be pretty normal, but as with most things from Japan, the reality is that it's buttfuckingly insane.
Also, shameless plug here, but keep an eye out for my own series of English lessons for the Japanese tourist visiting the Something Awful forums which includes such handy phrases as "We don't even watch that much anime", "I'm sorry, but my father would commit sepuku if I dated someone with a neckbeard " and "Your quaint American fascination with our culture somehow just doesn't make up for dropping the bomb on us".
"why would a mugger have panties tied around his head?"
"yo can anyone speak japanese??
i wanna know how to say
"i love you" in japanese
japanese writing would also be great :D
please help" (editor's note: lol)
"We should have finished the Japanese off in WW2, then we wouldn't have this problem. They suck the life and prosperity from western society. The only valuable contribuition has been animae porn, but other than that they are worthless."
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!