Pretty Intense Japanese Lesson

Ah yes... "I'm fluent in Japanese". The Goon mating call...

That about does it for this week. Thanks to all my homeboys and homegirls for helping me make this happen (I'd list names as I usually do, but it's allergy-season at the Occupy Japan Estate and I'm high as a motherfuck on Benedryl right now and I can't even remember my own name let alone the names of anyone else). Regardless, thanks for sending me these terrible videos you fucking jerks!

If you'd like to send in a video that totally sucks and will make me file assault charges against you, send them right here. If you'd like to join our YouTube channel and join in the fun of DMCAing all the videos I upload, then go here.

See you next week, assholes!


– Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey

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