are you fucking kidding me

Submitted by Stephen S.

Three years.

Three FUCKING YEARS I've written this article and after three years, this weirdo is still dressing up as a horse and cooking mushrooms; and I'm entirely sure he'll be doing it for another 3 years. And another. And another. Eventually, the universe will enter heat death some eons from now and all that will be left is trace amounts of interstellar hydrogen and a Japanese horse tripping balls on shrooms.

Fuck my life.

That about wraps it up for another hilari-tastic edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone for basically just wrecking the HELL out of my life for 3 years now. I won't say that I couldn't have done it without you, but it would have been much less painful.

If you'd like to join in on making me find new ways of hating myself, you can submit an awful video right here. Thanks in advance, assbutts.

See you jerks next time!

– Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey

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