Submitted by Stephen S.
Three FUCKING YEARS I've written this article and after three years, this weirdo is still dressing up as a horse and cooking mushrooms; and I'm entirely sure he'll be doing it for another 3 years. And another. And another. Eventually, the universe will enter heat death some eons from now and all that will be left is trace amounts of interstellar hydrogen and a Japanese horse tripping balls on shrooms.
Fuck my life.
That about wraps it up for another hilari-tastic edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone for basically just wrecking the HELL out of my life for 3 years now. I won't say that I couldn't have done it without you, but it would have been much less painful.
If you'd like to join in on making me find new ways of hating myself, you can submit an awful video right here. Thanks in advance, assbutts.
See you jerks next time!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!