Submitted by Juan
SSSSSSSSOMEBODY SSSSTOP ME!
No, really, somebody please stop me. I have careened into the uncanny valley.
"Something about that mask's expression makes me want to beat the shit out of him."
"I almost through up there...reminds me of total recall (the movie with the girl with the three boobs)"
"Omg looks like sodapopinski from the old NES game Punchout"
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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