Website: http://www.quakeclan.net/BD/

Violations:

1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
3. Website is overly violent or full of hate, revealing some morbid fascination with guns and killing.
4. Page is a shrine to clichéd animated gifs or Javascript (usually coincides with #1).
5. Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
7. Page layout / color scheme burns your retinas and causes brain damage.
9. Clan is not competent enough to check for / fix broken links.

Samples From Website:

"First off, we feel that when we play as a clan that not killing each other is very gay and unfair to the other players on the server."

"Second, we feel that Quake2 is not just a game, but rather a way of life. It can teach you so many things about life in general. For instance, 1. When you don't know where you are going in life, run around and hope to find cool stuff. 2. You don't need school to learn stuff. 3. When somebody pisses you off, shoot them in the head with your Railgun. The list goes on and on."


Description:I used to actually like outer space before going to this mess. The opening graphic on this site is over 350k in size. Every page has a background image of the solar system or a planet or some shit larger than 100k in size. You can either choose the "Low Bandwidth" version (represented by a broken image) or a "High Bandwidth" version (represented by another broken image). The difference between the two is that the high bandwidth version will take you 17 hours to load, but the low version only takes 16. Their clan leader WidowMaker's favorite quote is "And you ask yourself, Why can't I be like the WidowMaker? Simply because you SUCK!". He lists his major flaw as "Being too technical during game play". As if you couldn't tell from his favorite quote!

Link for you to join?: Yes

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