Website: http://www.quakeclan.net/outlaw

Violations:

2. Clan either writes in haX0r lingo, gangsta rap, or pseudo-military terms they heard from "Full Metal Jacket".
6. Clan has some huge, ongoing flame war with another equally idiotic clan.

Samples From Website:

"We are the Outlawz. A Quake II clan dedicated to keeping the memory of Tupac Amaru Shakur alive"

"Outlawz will except a challenge from just about anyone. (Especially those who aint down with the "P"!!)"


Description:This clan's plan to "keep alive the memory of Tupac Shakur" mostly seems to involve playing Quake a lot and spelling all their words with z's instead of s's. You can view pictures of the Outlawz, or rather pictures of Tupac with their names under them, and see where they're from. Outlaw RoadDogG, for example is from "Miami Flordia THE SMUGGLIN SIDE!!!". These guys are such Tupac fanatics that I wouldn't be surprised if they were in some way responsible for the events that transpired on the night of March 9, 1997 when the Notorious B.I.G. was hyperblasted to death while sitting in his G.M.C. Suburban.

Link for you to join?: No

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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