I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, peachfuzz...

Yep, that's pretty much how it goes, PipeRifle, only I started bitching if I didn't get to be the top hat...or was it the car?

I'm glad I only played this game with my brotherPipeRifle. Not that that really says anything cause we fought all the time, but still.

I don't think I had to search far for reasons not to bother with this game, PipeRifle.

Chances are Qwerty Uiop's right about this one.

Looks like Qwerty Uiop's picture's worth a thousand words. Or a thousand lonely Saturday nights, take your pick.

Yeah, that's all the more incentive for me to not lose, Rocket Uppercut.

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