Arcades used to be really awesome. You'd go in, jump on a game and play for hours. Now, it's mostly a few broken Star Wars games, some broken football throwing games, and skeeball. Not that there isn't anything wrong with skeeball mind you, it's just a bit ... analog. The goons have taken my plight into consideration, and come up with a ton of awesome new games.

Thanks go out to TheChirurgeon for starting this weeks thread.

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