What would we do if hand-held game technology was stuck in the 80s?
Which he then followed up with the answer:
We would have action packed movie licensed LCD screen games, obviously.
And I'd have to agree. Those games were so awesome back then. I had Donkey Kong Jr. that I never really beat once. The game was just too damn hard. The games the goons cooked up though, I'd probably have a hard time putting down. Who wouldn't want to grab Mr. Billy the Kid to take to the future so you could ace the history report and keep Ted out of Alaskan military school?
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As it is, please enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, "LCD Cinematic Action!"
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.