Back in 2006, The Wall Street Journal ran an article titled "A Wii Workout: When Videogames Hurt." A choice excerpt: "Blaine Stuart of Rochester, N.Y., mistakenly whacked his fiancée, Shelly Haefele, while playing tennis and also accidentally hit his dog while bowling." Looking to avoid similar catastrophes with its impending Move controller, PlayStation prepared a "Setup Guide" that warns users not to knock over lamps or slap friends in the face, at least not while using its product. After checking out Androsko's parody, Captain Corduroy challenged the SA Forum Goons to put together more helpful examples of Good and Bad Move usage. This changes everything!

Please, sit down and have fun with this Zakutambah image. Just sit down and have fun, dammit!


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If you squint and think of the third panel as black blocks with a redbackground ... well, it still looks terrible.


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