Digimon Do Exist
Oh, I just had the most wonderful dream! You were there! And you! And Digimons were there! And Uncle Bryon's leg was back and he was dancing! Oh, how lovely a dream it was!
There's a universe somewhere where "Overlord Mordax" is a dumpy nerd. See if you can find it!
How come nobody ever believes Sanford and Son was real and that they spent previous lives cracking wise at Lamont's expense? Was it the laugh track?
I'm just going to put out one word for this post and you can interpret it however you feel like: UNHEALTHY
Arianna, are you feeling okay? I just ask because today you seem kinda, well, fuckin' loony.
The truth is out there (probably in books someplace, not necesarily here.)
This Week on Something Awful...
Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
Awful Movie Awards 2015
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of the year!
Pet Disasters!
Pictures of cute animals are taking the Internet by storm! (It's a very destructive storm.)
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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