Digimon Do Exist
Oh, I just had the most wonderful dream! You were there! And you! And Digimons were there! And Uncle Bryon's leg was back and he was dancing! Oh, how lovely a dream it was!
There's a universe somewhere where "Overlord Mordax" is a dumpy nerd. See if you can find it!
How come nobody ever believes Sanford and Son was real and that they spent previous lives cracking wise at Lamont's expense? Was it the laugh track?
I'm just going to put out one word for this post and you can interpret it however you feel like: UNHEALTHY
Arianna, are you feeling okay? I just ask because today you seem kinda, well, fuckin' loony.
The truth is out there (probably in books someplace, not necesarily here.)
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All the So-Called 'Blatant Eroticism' in My Stories Has a Valid, In-Universe Justification
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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