Digimon Do Exist
Oh, I just had the most wonderful dream! You were there! And you! And Digimons were there! And Uncle Bryon's leg was back and he was dancing! Oh, how lovely a dream it was!
There's a universe somewhere where "Overlord Mordax" is a dumpy nerd. See if you can find it!
How come nobody ever believes Sanford and Son was real and that they spent previous lives cracking wise at Lamont's expense? Was it the laugh track?
I'm just going to put out one word for this post and you can interpret it however you feel like: UNHEALTHY
Arianna, are you feeling okay? I just ask because today you seem kinda, well, fuckin' loony.
The truth is out there (probably in books someplace, not necesarily here.)
This Week on Something Awful...
The Worst Things Your Flight's Pilot Could Possibly Say
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
I HELPED HORNEY WEINSTEIN BREAK IT OFF IN PADDINGTON BEAR
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
Actually My Garden is Supposed to Look Like Shit
Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??
What Can You Do In Divinity: Original Sin 2?
You can kiss anyone you want right on their lips even if you don't have any lips at all.
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