Something Awful comprises a truly diverse international community, by which I mean it's like 90 percent American plus a handful of Goons/readers from many other lands! I've seen a fair number of people posting from Japan, Ireland, Australia and the U.K., but I suspect Canada is the official Second Country of the forums, and it's time to show our neighbors to the north that we care! Granted, the SA Forums Goons composed an irresistible Hockey Night in Canada theme, but that was almost three years ago, and we can't rest on that goodwill forever. So, here's the first-ever Canada-centric Comedy Goldmine! As long as you Canucks (it's a term of endearment, right?) are facing terrible usage-based Internet bills, you might as well get some region-specific enjoyment out of it!
Avril Lavigne (!)
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.