Something Awful comprises a truly diverse international community, by which I mean it's like 90 percent American plus a handful of Goons/readers from many other lands! I've seen a fair number of people posting from Japan, Ireland, Australia and the U.K., but I suspect Canada is the official Second Country of the forums, and it's time to show our neighbors to the north that we care! Granted, the SA Forums Goons composed an irresistible Hockey Night in Canada theme, but that was almost three years ago, and we can't rest on that goodwill forever. So, here's the first-ever Canada-centric Comedy Goldmine! As long as you Canucks (it's a term of endearment, right?) are facing terrible usage-based Internet bills, you might as well get some region-specific enjoyment out of it!
Avril Lavigne (!)
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.