Something Awful comprises a truly diverse international community, by which I mean it's like 90 percent American plus a handful of Goons/readers from many other lands! I've seen a fair number of people posting from Japan, Ireland, Australia and the U.K., but I suspect Canada is the official Second Country of the forums, and it's time to show our neighbors to the north that we care! Granted, the SA Forums Goons composed an irresistible Hockey Night in Canada theme, but that was almost three years ago, and we can't rest on that goodwill forever. So, here's the first-ever Canada-centric Comedy Goldmine! As long as you Canucks (it's a term of endearment, right?) are facing terrible usage-based Internet bills, you might as well get some region-specific enjoyment out of it!
Avril Lavigne (!)
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.