What did you want to be when you grew up? Queen? Unicyclist? Yoga Instructor? Whenever people asked me, I always said Daffy Duck. Let's face it, he had a great attitude and he was a success in the cartoon industry! I mean, who didn't want to be like Daffy Duck?! But apparently the "right" answer was "dentist." This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons look past the usual suggestions to propose ideal careers for the youth of today!

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