What did you want to be when you grew up? Queen? Unicyclist? Yoga Instructor? Whenever people asked me, I always said Daffy Duck. Let's face it, he had a great attitude and he was a success in the cartoon industry! I mean, who didn't want to be like Daffy Duck?! But apparently the "right" answer was "dentist." This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons look past the usual suggestions to propose ideal careers for the youth of today!
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.