What did you want to be when you grew up? Queen? Unicyclist? Yoga Instructor? Whenever people asked me, I always said Daffy Duck. Let's face it, he had a great attitude and he was a success in the cartoon industry! I mean, who didn't want to be like Daffy Duck?! But apparently the "right" answer was "dentist." This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons look past the usual suggestions to propose ideal careers for the youth of today!
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
Learn how one man ended injustice forever with a single speech.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.