While weighing lunch options at his office job, ultimateforce stumbled upon Burger King's online meal generator. He decided to share this discovery with the SA Forum Goons, who promptly concocted deadly recipes. On page 3, you'll see what happens when BulletRiddled eats one of their creations! But first, the horror burgers.
For example, Blistex built "The Onionator."
From jviddal: Voilà, enjoy your Mustard Stain.
With a freak like My Little Puni's burger, you can have it your way.
pixelbaron ordered off the menu.
John ai Marre tried to healthy things up a bit with a Diet Coke and some salad.
All this food talk made D is That Guy Hungary.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.