Last week, forums member swiss_army_chainsaw challenged the Something Awful Goons to explain the "real rationale" behind proposed Utah legislation; if passed, the bill in question would criminalize "reckless" miscarriages. swiss_army_chainsaw called it "completely hamfisted, not to mention more than a little misogynist," and most of her fellow posters agreed, pointing out that this was hardly the first instance of Utah doing something kinda dickish. Soon a separate thread began, devoted to visual evidence of Utah's misanthropy.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.