Last week, forums member swiss_army_chainsaw challenged the Something Awful Goons to explain the "real rationale" behind proposed Utah legislation; if passed, the bill in question would criminalize "reckless" miscarriages. swiss_army_chainsaw called it "completely hamfisted, not to mention more than a little misogynist," and most of her fellow posters agreed, pointing out that this was hardly the first instance of Utah doing something kinda dickish. Soon a separate thread began, devoted to visual evidence of Utah's misanthropy.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.