I would be in big trouble if I forgot about my good friend Captain Corduroy!

This submission from aqu is perfectly suitable for everyone, as Ed Norton's character brings a lot of laughs by slipping on a banana peel. Grandma is sure to love it!

dantewyrmfoe is to blame for the next high school shooting by creating this controversial image.

Dickwit's philosophy is that Chiklis is more.

This submission from discount_bees is so good I just had to crowbar it in.

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