Have you ever really, really, really, really wanted a feature in Windows? Like wanted it a whole bunch? I know I have. I'd have a big 'ole button that when clicked gave me thirty bucks. Man, I'd click that button a few times, let me tell you!

Thanks to forum Goon Myrddin Emrys for this weeks Comedy Goldmine thread.

Please enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, "Fake Windows Features".









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