The past is coming back to haunt us! That's right, just like in this thread, forum Goon booshi decided to ask the goons to place his girlfriend on a beach. However, the Goons aren't a group that just hand out help for nothing. So they decided to just kind of dance around the issue while making funny photoshops.

Please enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, "Photoshop Skills Required, Part Deux".


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