Forums Goon Djarum posted a thread about finding this safety notice from his friendly US Postal worker. Goons being Goons, the gang immediately jumped at the chance to mix things up a big. Heck we even had Something Awful bigwigs El Pinto Grande and Lowtax offer up some dandy 'shopping! Here's part 2.

Also, check the front page for crazy interaction fun! I'm allowing you the reader to rip on the Photoshop submissions deemed worthy forTHE PAGE OF SHAME.


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