The SA Forums have produced lots of classic Matrix-themed threads over the years, such as "The Matrix would have been better if it was about making pizza" and "Cool Guy That is Similar to Neo." By contrast, Goons haven't devoted much energy to Family Circus, because this is a comedy site. But back in 2006 someone came up with the clever idea of replacing bad Family Circus punchlines with philosophical futuristic computer-savvy-community-friendly Matrix words for smart people. Then Lazaro independently came up with the same concept just last week! All part of the universe's plan.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.