The ROWBY Fan Club, submitted by Lowtax. HELLO KIDS!!!
If you just can't wait for An Inconvenient Truth to come to your local movie theater this just might hold you over, because it's inconvienient and that's the truth. The ROWBY Fan Club is a show for children that ROWBY makes up as he goes along. You absolutely owe it to yourself to see it, global warming can wait.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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