anyone that remmebrs the last two matrix movies probably is dumb
Thanks to Lazaro for the new Family Circus/Matrix thread, and to DanceForce (RIP) for the 2006 Family Circus/Matrix thread, and to all the SA Goons who contributed to either, and to any mystery Goons who might have contributed to both but remained undetected to shape-shifting / subterfuge!
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.