Orange you glad she doesn't have a banana?
I got addicted to something stinky once. I called it "That time I watched every episode of Big Brother."
It's close but I'm going to have to go with "no" on this one.
With all of the troubles in the world today it's nice to see that some people can still take time to focus on what's important.
If this guy goes to his grandma's house maybe he can just hang around her a lot until she falls down.
Oh great, the guy that yells shit in front of the gas station got a computer.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.