Orange you glad she doesn't have a banana?
I got addicted to something stinky once. I called it "That time I watched every episode of Big Brother."
It's close but I'm going to have to go with "no" on this one.
With all of the troubles in the world today it's nice to see that some people can still take time to focus on what's important.
If this guy goes to his grandma's house maybe he can just hang around her a lot until she falls down.
Oh great, the guy that yells shit in front of the gas station got a computer.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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