Orange you glad she doesn't have a banana?
I got addicted to something stinky once. I called it "That time I watched every episode of Big Brother."
It's close but I'm going to have to go with "no" on this one.
With all of the troubles in the world today it's nice to see that some people can still take time to focus on what's important.
If this guy goes to his grandma's house maybe he can just hang around her a lot until she falls down.
Oh great, the guy that yells shit in front of the gas station got a computer.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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