If you thought you could get away from the fat dinosaurs you have made a deadly mistake my friend because you have just run into two more submissions from DigDugDag based around the very topic you feared so much.
dlnorton's image contains a reference to Good Humor, something that has never shown itself in any Comedy Goldmine to date.
What the heck, gerbilfat??!! I just changed into my Tupac shirt and another sickeningly cute image has caused me to vomit again. If I keep going at this rate I will be down to my last dozen rapper shirts before this article is through.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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