If you thought you could get away from the fat dinosaurs you have made a deadly mistake my friend because you have just run into two more submissions from DigDugDag based around the very topic you feared so much.
dlnorton's image contains a reference to Good Humor, something that has never shown itself in any Comedy Goldmine to date.
What the heck, gerbilfat??!! I just changed into my Tupac shirt and another sickeningly cute image has caused me to vomit again. If I keep going at this rate I will be down to my last dozen rapper shirts before this article is through.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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