If you thought you could get away from the fat dinosaurs you have made a deadly mistake my friend because you have just run into two more submissions from DigDugDag based around the very topic you feared so much.
dlnorton's image contains a reference to Good Humor, something that has never shown itself in any Comedy Goldmine to date.
What the heck, gerbilfat??!! I just changed into my Tupac shirt and another sickeningly cute image has caused me to vomit again. If I keep going at this rate I will be down to my last dozen rapper shirts before this article is through.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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