If you thought you could get away from the fat dinosaurs you have made a deadly mistake my friend because you have just run into two more submissions from DigDugDag based around the very topic you feared so much.

dlnorton's image contains a reference to Good Humor, something that has never shown itself in any Comedy Goldmine to date.

What the heck, gerbilfat??!! I just changed into my Tupac shirt and another sickeningly cute image has caused me to vomit again. If I keep going at this rate I will be down to my last dozen rapper shirts before this article is through.

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