While browsing through the basement of his parents' house, which is probably where he lives and all because LOL Internet Stereotype, potidaean discovered Stephen Rosen's 1976 book Future Facts: The way things are going to work in the future in technology, science, medicine and life. It turns out Stephen Rosen was right about a lot of things, but after taking a sentence or two to congratulate him on his foresight, potidaen started mocking the predictions that didn't come to fruition and encouraged his fellow Something Awful Forum Goons to do the same!
A Beary Fierce Yawn
Cogito Ergo Absum
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.