While browsing through the basement of his parents' house, which is probably where he lives and all because LOL Internet Stereotype, potidaean discovered Stephen Rosen's 1976 book Future Facts: The way things are going to work in the future in technology, science, medicine and life. It turns out Stephen Rosen was right about a lot of things, but after taking a sentence or two to congratulate him on his foresight, potidaen started mocking the predictions that didn't come to fruition and encouraged his fellow Something Awful Forum Goons to do the same!
A Beary Fierce Yawn
Cogito Ergo Absum
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.