While browsing through the basement of his parents' house, which is probably where he lives and all because LOL Internet Stereotype, potidaean discovered Stephen Rosen's 1976 book Future Facts: The way things are going to work in the future in technology, science, medicine and life. It turns out Stephen Rosen was right about a lot of things, but after taking a sentence or two to congratulate him on his foresight, potidaen started mocking the predictions that didn't come to fruition and encouraged his fellow Something Awful Forum Goons to do the same!
A Beary Fierce Yawn
Cogito Ergo Absum
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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