Library of Moria, submitted by Lindsay. God Legolas is so dreamy.
Seriously, I love him. He is so dreamy. Look at his eyes. Legolas, please marry me. Oh God Legolas, why won't you return my calls. Can't you see Legolas, we were meant to be! Please, Legolas, give me a chance. Please! Or else. You can't stop me. Don't you know who I am? Hahaha. You think you are so high and mighty, Legolas, well you are not. Remember my name, Legolas.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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