Library of Moria, submitted by Lindsay. God Legolas is so dreamy.
Seriously, I love him. He is so dreamy. Look at his eyes. Legolas, please marry me. Oh God Legolas, why won't you return my calls. Can't you see Legolas, we were meant to be! Please, Legolas, give me a chance. Please! Or else. You can't stop me. Don't you know who I am? Hahaha. You think you are so high and mighty, Legolas, well you are not. Remember my name, Legolas.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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