Library of Moria, submitted by Lindsay. God Legolas is so dreamy.
Seriously, I love him. He is so dreamy. Look at his eyes. Legolas, please marry me. Oh God Legolas, why won't you return my calls. Can't you see Legolas, we were meant to be! Please, Legolas, give me a chance. Please! Or else. You can't stop me. Don't you know who I am? Hahaha. You think you are so high and mighty, Legolas, well you are not. Remember my name, Legolas.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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