The Antidote, submitted by Thisaintsweettea. If you were retarded enough to get AIDS, you're probably dumb enough to buy this product.

The Antidote have simply taken the crocodile�s best weapon against infection and made it functional for human application.

The Antidote does not require a prescription or medical consultation before being taken as it is a natural alternative to Antibiotics or drugs which have failed to kill virulent viruses or bacteria that have developed an immunity to current antibiotics and drugs produced by modern medicine.

The common cold is a thing of the past, even serious infectious diseases such as Cancer, HIV/AIDS, SARS and many other life threatening diseases can be helped by the miracle healing powers of the Antidote.

Yes, that all makes perfect sense. I mean, have you ever seen a sick crocodile? Why, just take a look at the crocodile on the front page of this site!

YOU CAN TRUST THIS FRIENDLY CREATURE! HE WON'T STEER YOU WRONG! THERE'S EVEN A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!!!

So head on over to HealerCroc.info and order now! Remember, "the Antidote is only available from our Internet website. No major drug company wants you to get your hands on it." Quit dying and start living with... THE ANTIDOTE! You sorry sap.

– Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • We Are Ready to Announce That Grimace is Human

    We Are Ready to Announce That Grimace is Human

    It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.